can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Two words: nipple clamps
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