But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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