YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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