Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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