did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Randomize