windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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