I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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