Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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