All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
only if we run a train.
done.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
i believe in u and ur pee
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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