.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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