Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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