I have demons in me.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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