idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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