I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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