This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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