so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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