can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Randomize
