discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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