Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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