i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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