i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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