Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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