Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
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