Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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