My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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