i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize
