Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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