Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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