Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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