I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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