It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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