Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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