i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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