Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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