did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I didn't notice because vodka
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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