i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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