waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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