have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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