if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize