normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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