i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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