We're like a lot better than the average bears
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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