oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
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