Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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