Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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