so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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