google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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