new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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