I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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