the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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