Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
