ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
