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(248): View more from Michigan

I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts

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(940): View more from Texas

I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.

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(706): View more from Georgia

yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning

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(530): View more from California

I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.

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(425): View more from Washington

What goes on in that head of yours?

(206): View more from Washington

Gay sex, for the most part. Why?

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(757): View more from Virginia

Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?

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