dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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